Author's note: Just for fun...with apologies to Raymond Chandler assparade and Mickey Spillane ass.
"Ohhhhhh yesssss ass...right there Sam. Oh yeah, baby. Keep doing it just like that ass."
Thelma was waitressing, serving ass drinks to the five or six people scattered at small tables throughout ass the club. I ass stayed just inside the entrance ass to the club assparade until she ass returned to ass the bar and ass sat down, then walked over to her and pulled out my lighter assparade to start the cigarette she'd ass just placed in her mouth.
Looking at her ass over the flame, I could see ass that she ass'd probably started out assparade hustling drinks ass years before, thinking that, with her nude ass looks, the tips would more than make up for the late nights, the smoky joints, and the leers and parade propositions of the scummy crud that hung out in such places. Now, older ass, wiser sexy, and more cautious, she still parade knew how to fill the club's apparent uniform of the ass day: slit leather mini-skirt, fishnets, five-inch black heels, and a sexy patent-leather corset that cinched up tighter around her waist and boobs. If not for the tired lines around assparade her eyes ass, the yellow nicotine stains on her hands and teeth, and the signs of heavy drinking showing from the pronounced assparade veins around her nose...she might ass be nude ass worth hitting parade once to assparade see ass if it was good.
"Pleasssssssssssse......ppppplllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssseee..."
Quickly, we were standing in front nude ass of assparade a door marked with ass a assparade gold star, underneath ass of which was a sexy neatly lettered sign ass announcing "Dr. Mesmer - Magician of the Mind ass." Thelma parade knocked twice ass, paused, and then knocked three times parade...apparently a pre ass-arranged signal between herself and the good doctor. Again sexy, it set my senses assparade on edge, but I reasoned it must be some way to let the performer ass know that he needed to nude ass answer the door nude ass because it was important.
In a moment, the door opened to a ass stunning sight: a small, beautiful Oriental woman dressed ass similarly to Thelma, only with dark hair running ass down to her ass bottom, as opposed to Thelma's short red ringlets. She smiled nude and nodded at Thelma ass, then bowed us both into ass the room.
Inside the small room parade, a fairly ass large man sat with his assparade back to me, making some final ass adjustments to ass his stage makeup in a lighted mirror ass. When he turned around suddenly nude ass, I was startled by his appearance. He was dressed all in black from head to toe, even to wearing a black shirt under his tuxedo coat ass. His face was totally white; not pale, but painted white like ass a mime ass. His hair ass was so black and shiny against the white of his face it looked like sexy someone had taken obsidian and ass spun ass it onto his head.
"In other words, that I fence stolen property, detective?"
"I see. So you buy it for yourself, instead of reselling it."
And then he started laughing uproariously. And I did ass the only sensible thing...I assparade peed my ass pants ass.
After she left, I managed to ass wipe most of the piss from my crotch and legs, glad that my bladder ass hadn't been very full. Even as ass I was putting the towel I had ass used assparade in ass the hamper for used linen, Thelma was back at the door; in her hands were my pants assparade and underwear, clean, with ass no nude hint of the 'accident' with which they had been soiled. When ass I went to assparade put the pants back on, I even had to remove the customary safety pin and the tag ass that was attached to parade it.
I mulled that over sexy in my nude head. First, Artie was going to pay for 20 years. Then, the Devil was going to take his ass soul. Talk about your penalties for early ass termination.
"Come, come, Sam...you're alone in life, you don't ass even have a secretary, and Thelma parade hasn't left nude ass this place in 200 years. She nude ass needs someone to keep her in check while she's learning all the ropes." Lucifer lowered his assparade voice conspiratorially. "And besides nude ass...she gives great head." He nude turned to Thelma. "Show him."
At this point, I was barely aware of his own name. As Thelma's sexy lips slid up and down on my cock, she was using her hands ass, her nails, her tongue in ways that I never parade even knew ass existed assparade. In ass short order nude, she had me right on the edge of cumming, and held me there, not ass letting me go.
Just like any business deal, it always seems the Devil is ass in the ass details. And its not what you mean, its what you say.
But what came out assparade of ass my mouth was ass "Thelma ass's...private...dick...."
Thelma was waitressing, serving ass drinks to the five or six people scattered at small tables throughout ass the club. I ass stayed just inside the entrance ass to the club assparade until she ass returned to ass the bar and ass sat down, then walked over to her and pulled out my lighter assparade to start the cigarette she'd ass just placed in her mouth.
In a moment, the door opened to a ass stunning sight: a small, beautiful Oriental woman dressed ass similarly to Thelma, only with dark hair running ass down to her ass bottom, as opposed to Thelma's short red ringlets. She smiled nude and nodded at Thelma ass, then bowed us both into ass the room.
Inside the small room parade, a fairly ass large man sat with his assparade back to me, making some final ass adjustments to ass his stage makeup in a lighted mirror ass. When he turned around suddenly nude ass, I was startled by his appearance. He was dressed all in black from head to toe, even to wearing a black shirt under his tuxedo coat ass. His face was totally white; not pale, but painted white like ass a mime ass. His hair ass was so black and shiny against the white of his face it looked like sexy someone had taken obsidian and ass spun ass it onto his head.
After she left, I managed to ass wipe most of the piss from my crotch and legs, glad that my bladder ass hadn't been very full. Even as ass I was putting the towel I had ass used assparade in ass the hamper for used linen, Thelma was back at the door; in her hands were my pants assparade and underwear, clean, with ass no nude hint of the 'accident' with which they had been soiled. When ass I went to assparade put the pants back on, I even had to remove the customary safety pin and the tag ass that was attached to parade it.
I mulled that over sexy in my nude head. First, Artie was going to pay for 20 years. Then, the Devil was going to take his ass soul. Talk about your penalties for early ass termination.
"Come, come, Sam...you're alone in life, you don't ass even have a secretary, and Thelma parade hasn't left nude ass this place in 200 years. She nude ass needs someone to keep her in check while she's learning all the ropes." Lucifer lowered his assparade voice conspiratorially. "And besides nude ass...she gives great head." He nude turned to Thelma. "Show him."
At this point, I was barely aware of his own name. As Thelma's sexy lips slid up and down on my cock, she was using her hands ass, her nails, her tongue in ways that I never parade even knew ass existed assparade. In ass short order nude, she had me right on the edge of cumming, and held me there, not ass letting me go.
But what came out assparade of ass my mouth was ass "Thelma ass's...private...dick...."